Just when you thought things couldn’t get any more fucked, along comes The Fuckening 2025 Gin. Distilled in small batches, it’s crisp, clean, and unapologetically bold - your go-to companion for whatever fuckery the year has in store.

Best served with tonic, a squeeze of lime, and zero pressure to have your shit together, this gin is equal parts survival strategy and liquid comic relief. Smooth enough to sip, strong enough to keep the grin alive - it’s the bottle you’ll want on standby when reality gets a little too real.

Tasting Notes

Crisp juniper with a clean, bright profile and a bold, refreshing finish.

ABV: 40%
Volume: 700ml
Country: New Zealand